USUAL
SUSPECTS
[comicverse/movieverse]

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you're racist.

Lt. Colonel James Rhodes.
warhorse-machine
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LOSTMEMENTO
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tumblrbot asked
Q: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
A:

Being Born! 8D
I’m Brodey and it was my Bhroday on Tuesday.

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mjolnirtime asked
Q: -barges in and booms- I HEAR 'TIS YOUR NAME DAY, FEROCIOUS MACHINE OF WAR. BLESSINGS, SHIELD-BROTHER, AND DRINK TIL YOU CAN STAND NOT AT ALL. -grins and brings flagons-
A:

*Drops his armour to show more archaic armour*

Well Met Thor!

*takes one of the flagons firmly in hand and clashes it with Thors*

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Sorry I’m quiet, me and Tony are distracted.

warhorse-machine started following you

elektranatchiosassassin:

warhorse-machine:

elektranatchiosassassin:

warhorse-machine:

elektranatchiosassassin:

Hello Rhodey, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you. The name’s Elektra Natchios. 

Natchios? [whispers] Natchios.

*raises eyebrow* It’s Greek…

*gasps*
Greek Natchios?

…You’re a very Pretty Young Man…why re you here?

Here have some Greek nachos

…young man..I think Tony hit one to many times. You should get that checked out.

*Eyes widen and then relax again*

Who’re you calling young man, young man?
What’s “that” and why should I get it checked out?

*Coughs*

Thank you for the Nachos…

*orners of my mouth turn  up microscopicly*

(Source: elektranatchioskunoichi)

telekinetic-ninja:

warhorse-machine:

telekinetic-ninja:

warhorse-machine started following you

Hello.

[steals Magneto’s helmet and crushes it into his own helmet]

Hey sailor.

…Umm… I’m Betsy Braddock…

Hello Miss, nice to make your acquaintance.

letmeshowyoumystingers:

warhorse-machine:

letmeshowyoumystingers:

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ROOOOOOODEEEEEH!

JAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (*still teary-eyed from talking to Fury*)

RHODEH WHATS WRONG?

The Jam…all the jam…

RHODEY

coconut-and-metal:

I LOVE YOU

I MEAN IT

*Sniffs*
Who thought Cold cold steel could be so warm? ;__;

warhorse-machine started following you

elektranatchiosassassin:

warhorse-machine:

elektranatchiosassassin:

Hello Rhodey, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you. The name’s Elektra Natchios. 

Natchios? [whispers] Natchios.

*raises eyebrow* It’s Greek…

*gasps*
Greek Natchios?

…You’re a very Pretty Young Man…why re you here?

(Source: elektranatchioskunoichi)

telekinetic-ninja:

warhorse-machine started following you

Hello.

[steals Magneto’s helmet and crushes it into his own helmet]

Hey sailor.

letmeshowyoumystingers:

warhorse-machine started following you

ROOOOOOODEEEEEH!

JAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (*still teary-eyed from talking to Fury*)